Senneterre, QC

Harken one, harken all. This new rag comes Big or Small. News and views from both our crews. Introducing the first edition of the CREW ONE "ZOMBIE" ---- DYNAMIC ---- EXPLOSIVE. ---- DARING - but true. Here you will find the hottest gossip and latest news and craziest jokes plus illustrations by our great artist Larry Van Deiter. This new rag will be presented for your reading enjoyment on a twice monthly basis. Your staff are as follows:

We hope you all enjoy our scandal sheet and give your full support.

Cpl. Milks: I’m going to give you a piece of my mind.
Dot: Just a small helping please.

Jack H.: I’ve got half a mind to get married.
Snooks: That’s all you need.

George: Do you think I should put more fire into my stories?
Vi: No, vice-versa.

Cam won the rolling pin contest at a picnic last week and Gus the hundred yard dash.

F/L Bourassa: What is the skin of a cow used for?
Andy Z.: To keep meat in, Sir.

Roy I.: Fishin’ Sir?
F/O Bouius: (Disgusted) No, just drowning the worms.

Dear Mr. C:
My pet dog and rabbit just don’t seem to jive with each other. How can I make it work. - Mixed-Up Joe.

Dear Mixed-Up Joe:
Did you ever try a wedge.

Dear Mr. C:
They call me the great "French Lover". Can I help it? - Shook-Up Theriault

Dear Shook-Up Theriault:
If you girls will wait a minute he’ll give you all a break (Pull a McDougall).

Dear Mr. C:
I’m recently married and afraid the bottom of my shortie pyjamas will come between me and my wife. How can I convince her I got them in a "panty raid"? - Henpecked Gus

Dear Henpecked Gus:
Family affairs are hard discussions. Talk it over with your Padre or Doctor.

Dear Mr. C:
All day long at my work I must wear an apron and wash dishes. Do you think this makes me less a man? - Frustrated Hunter.

Dear Frustrated Hunter:
I’ll have to refer this question to Snooks. I’ve never seen your performance.

Dear Mr. C:
Is it true what they say about my dog? - Disillusioned Dot

Dear Disillusioned Dot:
A little more variety for your dog would seem like the answer. Try it and let me know the results. Enclosed is a copy of "Proper Breeding for Fur Bearing Animals".

Dear Mr. C:
What is the answer? Whenever I wash my hair I just can’t seem to do a thing with it. Besides, I’m a "Newfie". Any suggestions would be appreciated. - Forlorn "Al" Lacey.

Dear Forlorn "Al" Lacy:
Go back to "Squid Jigging Ground". Newfie Screech is the best I can recommend.

Dear Mr. C:
My problem is that I can’t dance. I just sit by while the other guy walks off with the girls. - "Clumsy Weber".

Dear "Clumsy Weber":
Try Arthur Murray’s School of Dancing.

Dear Mr. C:
I’m 20 and still a bachelor, so you think some bright girl will soon see the light? - "Darkened Jack Plant"

Dear "Darkened Jack Plant":
Keep a flask of whiskey in your dash compartment; it sometimes persuades them.

Dear Mr. C:
Why must I be a teenager in love? - Amorous Snooks

Dear Amorous Snooks:
It happens to everyone until the age of twenty, after that have no fear because you’ll be a teenager no more.

Dear Mr. C:
Is it true gentlemen prefer blondes? - Puzzled Cathy H.

Dear Puzzled Cathy H:
Some do, some don’t.

First of all, we would like to welcome all our new comers to the crew, such as Vi Clethero who hails from Lac St. Denis. Welcome aboard Vi. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.

Stu Weber reports that the sun is awful hot at Clear Lake, but a girl with blonde hair assures him it’s not really as bad as he thinks.

Cpl. Mel Baker has departed for Montreal Hospital and then he goes on leave. Good holidays Mel.

Our dear MASTER Cpl. Ed Sollows is wondering whether it’s cheaper to fly or walk to New Brunswick. Can anybody help this poor unfortunate?

Our dear Sgt. (Gil Pettigrew) still walks in a dream thinking about that twelve inch trout (he hasn’t caught yet). Pucker up Gil.

TW Smith is back off leave and looks no worse for wear. He reports a good time.

Jerry Amyotte and Marg Bernard are still going strong and always happy.

Audrey Miller is still making eyes at all the boys and swears to land one yet. Same goes for our gal Joey.

Poor Ozzie says no one but his folks love him, but cheer up Ozzie, we all do.

Congratulations to our newly weds Shadow and AJ. We all wish happiness.

Congratulations Cpl. Desjardins on your transfer to St. Huberts.

Vi was recommended for a transfer to Metz France. Hope you get it Vi.

Jack P. makes quite a few trips to Ottawa. (We hear she’s cute Jack).

Claude is the quiet one on our crew. We wonder what he’s up to?

What is it like to be a "Papa" Keith? Have you washed any diapers yet?

We would like to welcome F/L Beak and F/O Meinert to the crew. We hope you like crew one.

Cpl. Desjardins, Smith, DS, Barney AJ, and Shadow are on leave right now. Hope you have a wonderful holiday.

Gerry Dow seems to be walking on air lately. Wonder what her secret is?

Jerry Duschene seems to spend a lot of time in uptown. What’s the big attraction?

We hear Cpl. Huntley (Shortie) is about to start pacing the maternity ward again. Here’s hoping it will be a boy for the hunting season.

We hear F/O Suttie is a self appointed assassinator of Putty Tats.

Have you heard that F/O Dumond specializes in swimming from sinking boats? Don’t let it dampen your spirits Sir.

Cpl. Milks still swears that his car was never used for a taxi.

This detail was provided by Margaret Bernard (now Amyotte) who was stationed as a Ftr Cop in Senneterre in 1959 and 1960.